Crazy fish...
Two fish are swimming in a lake, and they swim into a brick wall...
one turned to the other and sid "Dam !"
Even More Crazy fish...
Two fish are swimming in their tank..
One turns to the other and says "you man the guns, i'll drive this baby".
Poor Cow...
Once upon a time, two men were walking down the road, and they happened to go past a meadow. in this meadow there was a very poorly looking cow; it was extremely skinny, to the point where its bones were showing, and every now and again, it would throw up...
One man turned to the other and said "it must be Bull-emic !"
For my rastafarian brethren...
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian man?
Jah-bless ! (jobless)
What do you call a rastafarian with only one leg ?
A Mop !! (think about their hair)