Are you overweight and want to slim down fast? Well you're in luck. After months of painstaking research I have found the answer. I now give to you this secret in only 1 easy step:
1)Stop eating
Yes that's right, my research has proved, without a shadow of a doubt, that FOOD is the cause. Believe it or not, I have found that fat is actually made from the food that you eat. Furthermore I have developed a brilliant new method based on my discoveries to lose that fat. Simply eat less. For best results I have found that its best to consume nothing but water (think about all the money you'll save once you stop buying food). Doctors may tell you that this is dangerous but I believe this is an elaborate plot to ensure sales of diet merchandise (phhht! who needs health food). Don't be fooled! , this method has been used successfully by supermodels and starving children for years, with great results. So throw away your fridge and make room for a new mirror (and/or wheelchair/hospital bed)
For Best Results I recommend my new product(coming soon):
Side effects may include hunger, headaches, mild discomfort, anemia, depression, severe muscular atrophy, impotence,constipation,loss of motion, starvation, random other diseases and death
*Coming Soon: Look out for my in-depth investigation into the phenomenon of losing weight by exercising*
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