randomramblings

Are you a loser? The last time you ever "got lucky" was finding two prizes in your cereal? Well then, you've come to the right place. No, there isn't any porn here. Welcome to the Federation of Always Girl-less Guys ( F.A.G.G ).

*Coming soon:
Members will soon be able to benefit from a number of our helpful and motivational  programs:

-Who needs sex when you got a xbox (rumours say wii and ps3 are also better than sex, this is not yet confirmed)
-Get over it and get a DS
-It's not you, it's just your personality and lack of sex appeal.
-I think I like men
-Inflatable women - the fact that they don't talk is a good thing.
-Yes, tekken is more fun
-Rape. You're sure to "get some" in prison